So a lot of people are taking the bar exam this week. A lot of stressed out, no-chill, on the verge of a mental breakdown people. All over this great nation, people have spent time today and yesterday setting up their laptops and holding their breath until it boots completely up. Tonight, thousands will upload their exams with bated breath, praying that there’s no 2014 level breakdown that pushes them completely over the edge. Yes, for folks all over the nation, it’s a time for them to freak the hell out knowing that their future, and indeed their chances at a career practicing law, will hinge on their performance over 48-72 hours.
Likewise, every attorney and bar association nationwide is tweeting, blogging, and emailing their support to the bar takers. They’re sending out tips, giving advice, telling people to “just relax and do their best.” Admissions offices of law schools are crossing their fingers. Everyone is supporting the graduates seeking to enter the profession of law.
Want to hear a dirty secret, bar takers?
Most of us are secretly laughing at you.