I may have a post on some other stuff later today to make up for missing out on Tuesday due to illness. However, today’s Friday Music isn’t law related. Instead, it’s a shout-out and well-wishes to all of my old crew and deck dogs who are spending the Holidays out on the water.
God rest you fellas, and fair winds back home.
Yesterday Keith R. Lee of Associate’s Mind made a good blog post about how to leave your law firm. I have to say, reading it put me in the mind that my current plan of hiring a marching band and skywriter to announce my exit, if it ever comes, was likely not Kosher. My other option, as suggested by a member of the super-secret lawyer’s chat room Keith runs, was to pull an Andy Dufresne from The Shawshank Redemption and have a partner discover my absence only when they notice the bankers boxes piled against the outside wall are moving slightly in the breeze. The partner could slowly have realization dawn on his face as he opened box after box, finding them devoid of files, and then, as he moved the last one, discovering the small hole in the wall, just big enough for an associate in a suit to squeeze out of and into freedom.
On an unrelated note, a guy I once worked with in another job who was a little off had a dog that chewed a hole entirely through the wall of his house. We used to joke about how bad the house must be if the dog was that anxious to get out.
Anyhow, that’s unrelated but a decent segue into my topic for today.
Continue reading “Should I Stay or Should I Go? When to Bug Out From Your Firm.”
So I was sick yesterday. Sick as in woke up and went to the bathroom to immediately throw up. Sick as in a fountain of various unseemly bodily fluids erupting from both ends of my body. Sick as in hunched over a garbage can hacking up bile and praying that sweet death would come and take me. Keep that in mind as you read today’s post, because it may be a little disjointed.
But I was in the office, because that’s the life I chose. Also, because one of my clients that I’ve been hounding for payment was coming in to meet with me, and I wanted to make sure I was there to collect the check. The check that was discounted, because they raised the fact that an old version of the firm website advertised “free consultations.” Trust me, it took some fighting with the higher-ups to get the invoice discounted.
“Everyone advertises those,” the higher-ups said, “but nobody takes them too seriously.”
“Well,” I responded, “Everyone may be violating an ethical rule, and it just isn’t worth an hour of the bill.”
Continue reading “Advertising Errors: Update Your Ads”
So this week we have Forbes courting the ire of attorneys by attacking the venerable billing institutions, Pennsylvania telling a wannabe lawyer who’s just trying to combat injustice and free his pill-selling paramour from prison that he did indeed engage in the unauthorized practice of law, another law school gained the blessing of our lords and masters at the ABA, and a firm is being sued because their system may be accessed by hackers at some point.
These are the four brief stories in this week’s Roundup.
Continue reading “Monday Roundup: December 12, 2016”
It’s finals time, and a lot of law students are currently freaking out as professors blog the idiotic answers given. For those of us in practice, there’s some dark humor in watching the Twitter-sphere explode with the stress of 1L, 2L, and 3LOL students praying that they’ll just get through this semester, rank, and become a highly paid attorney.
In recognition of that, here’s a little John McMullan and Law School for everyone. I’ll see you folks on Monday.